Baby
Names
by: Robin Darch
Okay,
you only get to do this once so let’s get it right. Remember
that it’s not about you! Your little boy or girl is going
to have to live with this name for the rest of their life.
If they change it on their 18th birthday, you probably did
a bad job of naming your baby.
In this article, I’m going to take you on a tour of the Internet
as I look for baby names. I’ll be your guide, so sit back
and relax. I know what I’m doing here. Trust me.
Before we start, though, no drinking on this tour. It results
in baby names like Justin Case, Sandy Castles, Paige Turner,
Rusty Hook, Shaunda Lear, Candy Kaine, or others just as bad.
As a matter of fact let’s start out by searching for what
not to name your baby.
So, you want to be original. Great. Remember, your kid’s gonna
be mad when he or she finds out there were much better choices!
Ok, that’s not bad enough? Well there are websites that make
fun of bad baby name choices too. Some quotes from websites
about people’s baby name choices.
These are actual questions posted on the Internet about naming
babies;
I love this one “I once met a lady named Rodana. I think she
runs a successful Internet business.” In her spare time she
destroys Tokyo.
And this one too. “I've suggested to my sister that she name
her little girl to be - Manchester. She's not sure about it
but she's considering. What do you think?” “Clever. Like being
named Pittsburg or Schenectady. Kid'll grow up to be beaten
to death by Liverpool fans.”
“We'd kind of like something that sounds good with Mikayla
(our 3-year-old).” “Dear God, they're tailoring them into
box sets!”
“What about the name skylar or raven?” “Thanks, 14-year-old-Goth-girl!”
“What about Bubba for a boy. a great unusual name “ “Since
when did your Ozark shack get Internet access?”
“Do you like the name Alexia? I think it’s exotic and all
3 of my other girl’s names begin with an A too.” "Though Alexia
sounds like a pretty name for a girl... alexia is actually
an inability to read, caused by brain damage." “So maybe she
should another A name. Something pretty, like Amnesia.”
“I am not pregnant yet but thinking about names...I just thought
of the name Lourdes Solange. This baby will be 75% latina
and 15% european :)“ “...and 10% polyester”
...and finally “Anyone ever thought about Sierra Joy? I love
the name, but husband is less than thrilled with it.” “But
he'll love the pine-fresh scent!”
And for all the geeks, nerds, and Internet junkies out there,
yes, the Internet and your computer can conspire to name your
baby for you! Try this one for unique baby names. http://www.babyzone.com/babynames/nameinventor.asp
I just love the categories, “baby boy names”, “baby
girl names”, and “baby boy or girl names” for those parents
who want to name the baby before it’s born and before they
know what sex the baby will be.
That website makes up names each time you click the links.
Okay, this website doesn’t exactly prove that technology is
an actual improvement to our lives, but wait! There’s more!
This one claims to have 11,000 names from origins all around
the world so you'll surely find exactly what you're looking
for. http://www.babynamesworld.com/names1/name-generator.html
This one is a little better at names that reflect different
cultures. http://www.baby-name-generator.com/Names.html
But Teutonic names? Are there still people who claim the nationality
“Teuton”?
Okay, now, let’s try to get serious about naming that baby.
Now this article gives good, sensible advice about choosing
baby names. http://www.babyport.info/776.php
and if you are still intent on being unique, read this
first,
http://www.babyport.info/59689.php
If you are gonna have twins, not that I advise it, here is
another good article about naming your baby twins. http://www.babyport.info/3647.php
I hope this little tour has helped you with naming your baby
and that you have enjoyed the trip. Please look around and
make sure you have all of your luggage and babies with you
as you leave. Good luck on naming your baby!
About The Author Robin Darch, of PRT Specialised Services
Limited has a website,
http://www.babyport.info
to help parents find all the information they need about babies,
baby names, baby showers, products for babies, baby clothing,
and more. There is also more about choosing baby names at
http://www.babyport.info/42831.php
Chris McElroy runs missing children’s organization at http://www.kidsearchnetwork.org.
robin@prtservices.co.uk
article courtesy ArticleCity.com